News From the Nuts: “Nut Bag” – We’re Gonna Fill Your Ears!
News From the Nuts: “Nut Bag” – We’re Gonna Fill Your Ears!
ATTENTION ALL PUNKS, THRASHERS, AND RODENTS OF DISCONTENT!
Shitty Squirrels are here to drop the biggest, nastiest, most gloriously offensive NUT BAG you’ve ever heard! That’s right, our debut album is finally unleashed, and it’s a goddamn sonic assault on your eardrums.
“Nut Bag” isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s 12 tracks of pure, unadulterated anarcho-punk thrash mayhem. We’re talking breakneck speeds, riffs that’ll rip your face off, and lyrics that’ll make your grandma clutch her pearls (and maybe throw a few at us). We’re serving up a steaming pile of societal rage, political fury, and squirrel-fueled insanity.
From the opening blast of “Nut Rage” to the closing frenzy of “Acorn Apocalypse,” “Nut Bag” is a non-stop barrage of pissed-off energy. We’re taking aim at everything: the system, the man, the idiots on the internet, and anyone who dares to stand in the way of our glorious, nutty rebellion.
What to expect from “Nut Bag”:
- Loogie’s trademark vocal assault: Expect screams, growls, and enough attitude to fuel a goddamn rocket.
- T-Bone’s shredding guitar work: Riffs so fast and furious, they’ll make your head spin (and possibly explode).
- D-Rock’s drumming: A relentless barrage of beats that’ll leave you breathless and begging for more.
- Lyrics that bite: We’re not holding back. We’re saying what needs to be said, no matter how offensive, controversial, or downright nutty.
“Nut Bag” isn’t just an album; it’s a goddamn statement. It’s a middle finger to the status quo, a rallying cry for the disenfranchised, and a celebration of all things loud, fast, and angry.
Get Your Nuts!
“Nut Bag” is available NOW on all major streaming platforms and for purchase. Download it, crank it up, and let the rodent-fueled rage consume you!
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Stay tuned for more news, tour dates, and general squirrel-related mayhem.
We are Shitty Squirrels. We are the Nut Bag. And we’re coming for your ears!
“I blasted ‘Nut Bag’ so loud my actual backyard squirrels started spray-painting anarchy symbols on the bird feeder! Shitty Squirrels aren’t just a band, they’re a lifestyle. My ears are ringing, my brain is fried, and I’ve never been happier!”