We are Shitty Squirrels, the anarcho-punk thrash band that’s here to chew nuts and kick ass… and we’re all out of nuts. We’re a three-piece sonic assault squad, bringing you a blend of furious thrash riffs, punk rock attitude, and lyrics that bite harder than a cornered rodent.
Forget your filters, forget your manners, and prepare for a goddamn riot. We’re not here to be polite; we’re here to unleash a torrent of noise and fury that’ll leave you breathless, bleeding, and begging for more.
The Squirrel Squad
Logan “Loogie” Mercer
Lead Vocals
The voice of the apocalypse. Loogie’s screams will melt your face off.
Travis “T-Bone” Calloway
Guitar
Riffs that’ll make your ears bleed. T-Bone is a goddamn riff machine.
Derek “D-Rock” Vance
Drums
The backbone of the chaos. D-Rock’s drumming is a goddamn force of nature.
Our Mission
We’re not just a band; we’re a goddamn movement. We’re here to challenge the status quo, to question authority, and to unleash a tidal wave of sonic rebellion. We’re the voice of the voiceless, the champions of the underdogs, and the soundtrack to the goddamn apocalypse.
So, join the squirrel squad. Crank it up, and let’s raise some hell!